So I am reading a book called Man Camp, and after my experiences at work, I think that the idea of a man camp is a priceless idea. The idea before mancamp is to de-sissyfie men. You know, the meterosexual type who worry more about their hair than we women do. To teach the pampered male how to change a tire, build a fire, gut a fish, all that manly stuff. I think they need to learn etiquite and manners. Maybe take some tips from a true southern gentleman.
The old men in florida are RIDICULOUS! I work as a service writer for the automotive department so I take customers car keys and I have to get their information. I ask for their phone numbers, addresses, and sometimes a cell phone number. Most customers just give me their info, but a lot of the old men see that as an oppurtunity. An oppurtunity to be a pimp! "well, if I give you my number, can I get yours?" "this key is to my house if you want to check it out." "you can take it for ride anytime you want." BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Where do these guys learn that that is how a woman wants to be spoken to? I stand outside in the sun all day, so I am usually red and sweaty, but they still make comments! I haven't felt sexy since I had Kaileena, but apparently according to one old fart, I have sexy eyes. And another obnoxious creep said that I had sexy, strong, greek shoulders just like his ex wife. WOW! That really got my mojo pumpin' let me tell you.......Man Camp. I think it could be a neccesity. We should look into it.
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HAHAHAHA! That is great!
LOL, this actually made me sit and think about things I say to the girls at work and when we do game nights. I say what I say in jest or as some weird compliment, but am I actually the creepy old man of the department.... I wonder.
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