Saturday, March 29, 2008

Man Camp

So I am reading a book called Man Camp, and after my experiences at work, I think that the idea of a man camp is a priceless idea. The idea before mancamp is to de-sissyfie men. You know, the meterosexual type who worry more about their hair than we women do. To teach the pampered male how to change a tire, build a fire, gut a fish, all that manly stuff. I think they need to learn etiquite and manners. Maybe take some tips from a true southern gentleman.
The old men in florida are RIDICULOUS! I work as a service writer for the automotive department so I take customers car keys and I have to get their information. I ask for their phone numbers, addresses, and sometimes a cell phone number. Most customers just give me their info, but a lot of the old men see that as an oppurtunity. An oppurtunity to be a pimp! "well, if I give you my number, can I get yours?" "this key is to my house if you want to check it out." "you can take it for ride anytime you want." BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Where do these guys learn that that is how a woman wants to be spoken to? I stand outside in the sun all day, so I am usually red and sweaty, but they still make comments! I haven't felt sexy since I had Kaileena, but apparently according to one old fart, I have sexy eyes. And another obnoxious creep said that I had sexy, strong, greek shoulders just like his ex wife. WOW! That really got my mojo pumpin' let me tell you.......Man Camp. I think it could be a neccesity. We should look into it.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Is Anyone Out There?

I'm looking for the unique. The Creative. The Artsty-fartsies who love to indulge in a little imagination and free flowing thoughts. Please, do not judge, my new endeavor of blogging is under construction until I figure out how to properly create this page. And with the help of my good choir buddy Aubrey, I hope to have an award winning blog at some point in the near future. Please stay tuned for my brief 'commercial' breaks, and enjoy my show!